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Tatal nostru care esti in cancelarie, fa-ne noua pauzele de 50 de minute si orele de 10, schimba-ne noua tot regulamentul. Precum în vacanta, asa si la scoala. Si nu ne lua pe noi duminica de la discoteca si ne iarta noua orele chiulite, precum si noi iertam parintilor nostri ca nu ne dau bani de 3 ori pe zi. Si lasa-ne sa copiem la teze si da-ne noua numai note bune. Si azi, si mâine, si poimâine, si în vecii vecilor. AMIN !!

Devil Angel

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Greseli Negresite...

Elevul nu copiaza, el se documenteaza.
Elevul nu citeste bilete, se informeaza
Elevul nu este neatent la ore, ci studiaza mediul inconjurator.
Elevul nu greseste, el isi pune la incercare profesorul.
Elevul nu chiuleste, e nevoie de el in alta parte.
Elevul nu fumeaza, el isi caleste plamanii.
Elevul nu doarme, ci reflecteaza.
Elevul nu vorbeste, el gandeste cu voce tare. 
Elevul nu mesteca guma, el isi intareste dantura.
Elevul nu injura, se descarca.
Elevul iubeste scoala, dar in timpul vacantei.

PlayBoy

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Somnoroase profesoare

Somnoroase profesoare,
Pe la clase se aduna,
Se ascund dupa catedra,
Noapte buna !!!

Si elevii toti suspina,
Catalogul negru tace,
Chiar si creta de pe tabla,
Somnu-si face

Iese un elev la tabla,
Printre cifre sa se incurce,
Fieti zecele aproape,
Lasa proful sa se culce...

Peste-a fizicii probleme ,
Elevul sterge tabla luna,
Totu-i vis si armonie,
CAND SE SUNA !!!